Danger: Profanity laced rant coming below.

Bad Blue Dogs! BAAAAD!!
DEAR DEMOCRATS:
Get your shit together. You guys really think the best way to take advantage of a huge majority in two of the three branches of power is to stand up to Obama on the environmental issue? Really? You want to use your new-found political clout to protect the segments of our national economy that are putting out the most carbon? If I see another headline like this one, I think I’m going to lose my mind.
On Friday, former Energy and Commerce Chairman John D. Dingell (D-Mich.) – the man Waxman dethroned to takeover the committee – referred to the cap-and-trade system as “a great big” tax.
“Nobody in this country realizes that cap-and-trade is a tax, and it’s a great big one,” Dingell said at a committee hearing last week. The former chairman backs some form of a direct carbon tax that other moderates prefer over the market-based system.
Yes, it is a tax, if you want to look at it like that. Here is another way to think about it: Don’t pollute so goddamn much, and you won’t get taxed. It’s not like you have seen this coming for a bunch of years, and have been studiously ignoring the issue so that, when a cap and trade program arrived, you could whine and complain about the unfair economic burden being put on you by the government, is it? ‘Cause it sure feels like that from where I am sitting. The theory of bottom line business was all well and good, and it made a lot of people very rich. But, for whatever reason (greed), the invisible hand of the market has been giving the earth the finger for years and years. The point here is not to TAX to raise income, but to incentivize people to care about something that they have ignored — to the detriment of the rest of us.
I can’t get the GM’s of the world to stop putting out SUV’s, and I can’t avoid my tax dollars going to bail out the motherfuckers who ran a bad business. But can I at least get a representative government that protects me from the people who I, apparently, don’t rank high enough to be able to protect myself from?
And, why is it ok to directly tax carbon producing things like Coal, but not ok to set up an offset program? That doesn’t even make sense! That just cuts off a few of the big pollution problem areas, and does nothing to collectivize reduction, so that the same set of issues comes down the pike again later when people figure out something else to burn. What possible reason is there to piecemeal tax things you don’t like? Make everyone play by the same set of rules!
It’s absurd and disingenuous to imagine that “the market” could continue to exist in a vacuum that ignored the earth. It’s impossible. It can’t happen. The business minds that realized that something was going to have to be done and started building in some semblance of a triple bottom line — these companies are going to be ok. The rest of you guys: you reap what you sow. I hope all the cash that you made in the 90’s was invested with for-sight and… wait, what? It’s all gone? Oh man! Then what DID you get out of all that shit?
Why shouldn’t business models that create huge amounts of pollution and damaging amounts of C02 output be regulated to the trash heap of progressive business? It’s not even like the cap and trade program is unreasonable. It is certainly more lax then the one I would like, and it gives businesses every opportunity to scale down their pollution going forward as the cap comes lower. None if it even comes into effect for years, meaning anyone with a head on their shoulders can avoid the brunt of the tax with a modicum of intelligent investment in their business structure. The only people who are really worried about this are the folks that are running a business model that studiously ignores reality. To you, I say: welcome to the brave new world where your customer realizes the real costs of what you are selling. If you have to charge more for your products because you have been producing too much carbon, maybe that means that you were under-charging before! Or maybe it means that people will decide they no longer really need what you are pushing.
So why in gods name, centrist democrats, are you carrying the water for people who would rather get theirs then build something intelligent and sustainable? I expect this from the defunct republican party, that crew who continue to belabor the “tax” point as they grow ever shriller and our country grows ever shittier around them. But you! I had thought better of you! Is the 6 month plan really that important to you? Can’t you see beyond the end of your next (hopefully last) term? Is it too much to ask for you to think about the ramifications of NOT putting a carbon cap and trade program into place?
At what point does a complete economic collapse become and indictment of the previous way of doing business? Is it a good plan to rebuild using the same rules that we were playing by before? If we are already re-building, shouldn’t we rebuild in a way that makes sense for more then the next year?
You’ve had 8 years of being out of power to think about these issues and these problems. You are also proposing a tax, but somehow you are managing to rail against the cap and trade program as a hidden tax. You do not make sense. You are like Chewbacca.
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